My mom just went to go erase people off the christmas list so she could send cards out to people this year. She cut the list in half, basically. I asked why, and she told me it's because they're all dead. The year 2009 is the worst for my family.

But then again, 2008 wasn't as great either. My brother died, but it was pretty big because my mom can't get over it. The world doesn't stop for him, but mine has to because I'm not going on without my mother.

I guess 2007 had to have been the most exciting. I had some real good friends, I'm still friends with a lot of them even though I lied to them all. They're my internet friends, who cares? I need to stop having feelings.

So 2006 was pretty peaceful. I lost my 2 best friends to, well. The dumpster. They're both conceited and spoiled. Tragic, I know. But my life spiraled down from there because I had no one after that. I'm just as conceited and spoiled as they are.

Anything before that, it doesn't matter. I didn't have music or anything in my life so I had no life. I moved around a lot so I didn't have an exciting life before that. I just know I hate this town and I'm prepared to leave, as soon as I can.

So here it goes, a nod to the decade in which Millennials have come of age.